HauntHub Clown Boo Shirt

This feral chainsaw gremlin looks like he crawled out of a staff group chat at 2:13am after someone said “one more run.” Spiral eyes, stitched grin, and standing in a puddle that HR legally told us not to identify he’s pure haunt burnout weaponized into streetwear.
He doesn’t chase guests, he chases clout.
He never has a ride and shows up late.
Designed for haunt goblins, slider degenerates, and actors who understand that sanity is optional but vibes are mandatory. This shirt isn’t merch it’s documentation.
Wear responsibly. Or don’t.

- Soft enough for 12-hour haunt shifts
- Perfect for chainsaw Boos & OF Clown girlfriends
- Smells faintly like vape juice and bad decisions
- Makes parents wish you never came home from the haunt

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather color is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Ash color is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz./yd² (153 g/m²)
• Tear-away care label for comfort
• Blank product sourced from India

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!