{"product_id":"haunt-hub-vomit-boo-1","title":"Haunt Hub Vomit Boo","description":"Some ghosts moan. Some rattle chains. This one projectile vomits and makes it everyone’s problem.\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Haunt Hub Vomit Boo Tee captures that very specific haunt moment when someone says, “I’m fine,” and then absolutely is not. Featuring a black-and-white ghost mid-regret, framed in brutal thorn metal typography, this shirt is for the unhinged professionals of spooky season.\u003cbr\u003e\nIt’s not possessed.\u003cbr\u003e\nIt’s just severely dehydrated and hungover.\u003cbr\u003e\nThis design represents:\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Boo after eating gas station glizzies and sour straps.\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Haunt Owner reviewing his dwindling profits.\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Clown Girl over filled like a fog machine on Galaxy Gas.\u003cbr\u003e\nEmotional Unstability in October.\u003cbr\u003e\nBold, chaotic, and aggressively unbothered, this shirt says:\u003cbr\u003e\n“I will haunt this house… but I will not be responsible for my stomach.\u003cbr\u003e\nSoft black tee. Grim energy. Zero apologies.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% combed ring-spun cotton\u003cbr\u003e\n• Heather color is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Ash color is 99% cotton, 1% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz.\/yd² (153 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tear-away care label for comfort\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from India\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!","brand":"Haunthub","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":54243037806895,"sku":"5953389_44067","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":54243037839663,"sku":"5953389_44077","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":54243037872431,"sku":"5953389_44087","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":54243037905199,"sku":"5953389_44097","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":54243037937967,"sku":"5953389_44107","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":54243037970735,"sku":"5953389_44117","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0774\/3202\/9487\/files\/lat-unisex-fine-jersey-tee---6901-black-front-6994093c58f5c.jpg?v=1771309393","url":"https:\/\/boocringe.com\/products\/haunt-hub-vomit-boo-1","provider":"Haunthub","version":"1.0","type":"link"}